Xwing Posted April 17, 2015 at 01:56 PM Share Posted April 17, 2015 at 01:56 PM I can't believe this thread is still going strong. Thanks, Mr. Fife, for some amusing stories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TyGuy Posted April 17, 2015 at 02:02 PM Share Posted April 17, 2015 at 02:02 PM First I've heard of this thread. Let me catch up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTX63 Posted April 17, 2015 at 02:15 PM Share Posted April 17, 2015 at 02:15 PM At 179 pages, you better rent the movie instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BShawn Posted April 17, 2015 at 04:57 PM Share Posted April 17, 2015 at 04:57 PM At 179 pages, you better rent the movie instead. But, is the movie true to the book? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGDEESUL Posted April 19, 2015 at 02:04 AM Share Posted April 19, 2015 at 02:04 AM Much more dramatic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awan Posted April 19, 2015 at 03:50 AM Share Posted April 19, 2015 at 03:50 AM Walmart dead zone: http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/crimewatch/body-found-in-suv-parked-at-wal-mart-may-have/article_cb2b69cb-5091-55e5-9b0f-3eecea918121.html?_dc=462643409147.85864 Body found in SUV parked at Wal-Mart may have been there for months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTX63 Posted April 19, 2015 at 11:48 AM Share Posted April 19, 2015 at 11:48 AM They're pretty good about the shopping carts though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C0untZer0 Posted April 20, 2015 at 01:02 AM Share Posted April 20, 2015 at 01:02 AM I have a beef with the Walmart shopping carts, the wheels will get a flat spot on them ( I think this is from the powered cart movers), and them Walmart will never fix the wheel - its really annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTX63 Posted April 20, 2015 at 12:10 PM Share Posted April 20, 2015 at 12:10 PM According to the Derp Report, by 2025 64% of the parking spots in Walmart will be handicapped only and fire lanes moved to the back of the lot to increase parallel/curb stop parking. At that point The Scooter Store will be the official supplier of carts for WM, and will be equipped with touch pads so that shoppers can simply enter the items they wish to purchase while cruising the isles, and the store will fill the order and load the items into the customer's vehicle. I believe the administration is putting together a bill that will provide funding, including "Moto Stamps" and tax credits for those that purchase the chairs privately. Word may soon be coming down that Booze and Lotto tickets will be eligible for purchase using SNAP and WICK benefits as studies have shown the restrictions to be discriminatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGDEESUL Posted April 20, 2015 at 01:55 PM Share Posted April 20, 2015 at 01:55 PM I have a beef with the Walmart shopping carts, the wheels will get a flat spot on them ( I think this is from the powered cart movers), and them Walmart will never fix the wheel - its really annoying. It's actually from manually moving the cats more than the powered movers. Ever watch one of the employees bring in the long line of carts? The drag the rear to the side instead of steering them. Pulling them to the side wears a flat spot in the wheels fairly quickly. I really hate their carts. They should be replaced more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gstrom99 Posted April 21, 2015 at 05:36 PM Share Posted April 21, 2015 at 05:36 PM How could they ignore an "abondonded or disabled" vehicle that long??! Sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRJ Posted April 21, 2015 at 06:27 PM Share Posted April 21, 2015 at 06:27 PM How could they ignore an "abondonded or disabled" vehicle that long??! Sad.The smell probably kept people away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C0untZer0 Posted April 21, 2015 at 11:39 PM Share Posted April 21, 2015 at 11:39 PM Wal-Mart mysteriously closed 5 stores and now there's a conspiracy theory explaining why http://finance.yahoo.com/news/wal-mart-mysteriously-closed-5-201200283.html The retailer said it closed the stores in California, Texas, Oklahoma, and Florida due to persistent plumbing issues that could take as long as six months to fix. Officials in the five cities where Wal-Mart closed stores claim the company hasn't sought permits for plumbing work, according to ABC News. The UFCW — a labor group representing Wal-Mart's laid off workers — claims the company closed the stores in retaliation against workers organizing for better pay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRJ Posted April 22, 2015 at 01:48 PM Share Posted April 22, 2015 at 01:48 PM Elsewhere on the forum, I was told that I'd get extra points if I posted IBTL here in this thread. IBTL Where are my points? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianj - now in Kansas Posted April 23, 2015 at 12:26 AM Share Posted April 23, 2015 at 12:26 AM Unfortunately, you had to get the post in before Walmart closed any stores. Missed it by one post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joebillybob Posted April 23, 2015 at 01:30 PM Share Posted April 23, 2015 at 01:30 PM At 179 pages, you better rent the movie instead. But, is the movie true to the book?Where are the cliff notes? Jeesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRJ Posted April 23, 2015 at 03:04 PM Share Posted April 23, 2015 at 03:04 PM At 179 pages, you better rent the movie instead. But, is the movie true to the book?Where are the cliff notes? JeeshCliff notes Walmart postedNo they didn'tYes they didLet's write letters and make calls!Good ideaI think it workedThe signs are downNot here, yetYep more signs downMy store sucks, signs up, let's complain to corporateThat worked, signs downI like WalmartDid you wally walk when you're license came?Wally walk completeOooh, oreos in different flavorsPictures of weird people shoppingMrs. Crabbypants isn't stocking the shelvesI endorse this thread with my full weight and authoritySt Chas sucks, no 9mmBloomingdale is ickyWalmart newsBring sausages, and horses 5000 posts on new years eveWalmart newsDrinks for newbs, we have schnapps and PBRWhere are the cliff notes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa Posted April 23, 2015 at 05:40 PM Share Posted April 23, 2015 at 05:40 PM ^^^^ Now that's funny ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KZ1000 Posted April 23, 2015 at 11:43 PM Share Posted April 23, 2015 at 11:43 PM $ Is this the Wamart thread? $ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeghl Posted April 24, 2015 at 12:43 AM Share Posted April 24, 2015 at 12:43 AM No, this is the Shopko thread.. Walmart is two blocks down the road, on the right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KZ1000 Posted April 24, 2015 at 12:59 AM Share Posted April 24, 2015 at 12:59 AM No, this is the Shopko thread.. Walmart is two blocks down the road, on the rightWew.....Thanks for clearing that up for me, scared me, I lost my bearings for a minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C0untZer0 Posted April 24, 2015 at 12:01 PM Share Posted April 24, 2015 at 12:01 PM I think the Cliff notes sum it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fife Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:03 PM Share Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:03 PM Just got an active shooter alert on my scanner app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fife Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:04 PM Share Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:04 PM Salem and Keizer Police Marion County Oregon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fife Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:05 PM Share Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:05 PM Tries to run, clear to engage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fife Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:06 PM Share Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:06 PM He will not leave the parking lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fife Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:08 PM Share Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:08 PM I think that means under his own power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fife Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:08 PM Share Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:08 PM Still inside store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C0untZer0 Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:20 PM Share Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:20 PM Walmart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fife Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:21 PM Share Posted April 24, 2015 at 08:21 PM One need story says he's barricaded inside a greyhound style bus outside the wm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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