mikew Posted April 2, 2017 at 07:22 PM Share Posted April 2, 2017 at 07:22 PM In the year 6565... the Walmart thread will still be rolling. 6565It's supposed to rhyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Posted April 7, 2017 at 05:39 PM Share Posted April 7, 2017 at 05:39 PM Been kinda quiet here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fife Posted April 7, 2017 at 07:52 PM Share Posted April 7, 2017 at 07:52 PM Lucky 6574! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonap Posted April 8, 2017 at 12:41 AM Share Posted April 8, 2017 at 12:41 AM Not as lucky as 6575! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerus Posted April 8, 2017 at 03:03 AM Share Posted April 8, 2017 at 03:03 AM Chicks dig 6576. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awan Posted April 9, 2017 at 12:46 AM Share Posted April 9, 2017 at 12:46 AM 6577 ways to shop at WM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fife Posted April 9, 2017 at 12:55 AM Share Posted April 9, 2017 at 12:55 AM That's cheating. But I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonap Posted April 9, 2017 at 01:34 AM Share Posted April 9, 2017 at 01:34 AM Pie at WalMart is 65.79% free of any actual ingredients - but still tastes good, or almost good, or is OK, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerus Posted April 9, 2017 at 02:10 AM Share Posted April 9, 2017 at 02:10 AM 65.80% of Walmart employees are on welfare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fife Posted April 9, 2017 at 04:56 PM Share Posted April 9, 2017 at 04:56 PM Packaged salads recalled from Walmart after a dead bat was found inside http://www.macon.com/news/nation-world/national/article143608064.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C0untZer0 Posted April 9, 2017 at 11:20 PM Share Posted April 9, 2017 at 11:20 PM They're batting 658 with the salads, which is to say, you have a better than 34% of getting a dead bat with your iceberg and arugula. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fife Posted April 10, 2017 at 12:27 AM Share Posted April 10, 2017 at 12:27 AM They're batting http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/533/725/e1f.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Flag Posted April 10, 2017 at 02:54 AM Share Posted April 10, 2017 at 02:54 AM Packaged salads recalled from Walmart after a dead bat was found inside http://www.macon.com/news/nation-world/national/article143608064.html"The deteriorated condition of the bat did not allow for CDC to definitively rule out whether this bat had rabies." Freshness is everything when it comes to dead bat salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa Posted April 10, 2017 at 03:40 AM Share Posted April 10, 2017 at 03:40 AM $ Some people like ham in their salad , some like chicken or turkey , So they tried something different and put bat in these salads. Some people will gripe about anything. $ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonap Posted April 10, 2017 at 09:52 PM Share Posted April 10, 2017 at 09:52 PM $ Some people like ham in their salad , some like chicken or turkey , So they tried something different and put bat in these salads. Some people will gripe about anything. $ They were trying to get rid of all the flying insects in the salad without pesticides. Closed the bag too soon on the poor bat ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTX63 Posted April 12, 2017 at 12:45 PM Share Posted April 12, 2017 at 12:45 PM 65.80% of Walmart employees are on welfare. Which is about 30% less than the clientele... I'll bump my previous WM prediction- Within 5 years*Handicap parking spaces will outnumber all others. *Fire lanes in front of the store will be moved to the back lot in order to accommodate sidewalk parking. *4 out of every 5 checkouts will become link only and express lanes will have a 50 item maximum. *Returns without a receipt will outnumber purchases. *WM will attempt to eliminate the appearance of profiling or minority heavy arrests by announcing that shoplifting will no longer be a crime and will be punishable only by a fine to be mailed upon completion of successful facial recognition by parking lot software. *Private entities currently leasing space from Walmart will be replaced by government grants for kiosks and in store facilities such as DCFS, Social Security, LIHEAP, legal assistance, HUD and Kidcare. A change in the current administration will also include a voter registration office which will include 10% off any in store purchase. *Walmart will win a government bid to provide school lunches to all public elementary thru high schools nationwide. Called the "Great Value" project, the salads will be a staple of the program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonap Posted April 12, 2017 at 01:34 PM Share Posted April 12, 2017 at 01:34 PM 65.80% of Walmart employees are on welfare. Which is about 30% less than the clientele... I'll bump my previous WM prediction- Within 5 years*Handicap parking spaces will outnumber all others. *Fire lanes in front of the store will be moved to the back lot in order to accommodate sidewalk parking. *4 out of every 5 checkouts will become link only and express lanes will have a 50 item maximum. *Returns without a receipt will outnumber purchases. *WM will attempt to eliminate the appearance of profiling or minority heavy arrests by announcing that shoplifting will no longer be a crime and will be punishable only by a fine to be mailed upon completion of successful facial recognition by parking lot software. *Private entities currently leasing space from Walmart will be replaced by government grants for kiosks and in store facilities such as DCFS, Social Security, LIHEAP, legal assistance, HUD and Kidcare. A change in the current administration will also include a voter registration office which will include 10% off any in store purchase. *Walmart will win a government bid to provide school lunches to all public elementary thru high schools nationwide. Called the "Great Value" project, the salads will be a staple of the program. I think you missed the, "Theme", some posts were taking ... "65.80% of Walmart employees are on welfare." = Post # 6580. "6577 ways to shop at WM." = Post #6577, etc. Maybe we should have posted them in Purple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikew Posted April 12, 2017 at 02:43 PM Share Posted April 12, 2017 at 02:43 PM My brother was in town the other day and we went to the Thai restaurant near my niece's apartment. I had the beef salad. I thought about the bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerus Posted April 12, 2017 at 03:13 PM Share Posted April 12, 2017 at 03:13 PM *Fire lanes in front of the store will be moved to the back lot in order to accommodate sidewalk parking.I don't think they will remove the fire lane. They will just have a motorized scooter next to every parking spot. The handicap carts are now just used by obese people and the lazy diddendoanything crowd. I might see someone in one with a cast every once in a blue moon. Walmart refuses to put a stop to it. I've been run into more times than I can count. They don't care. When I first moved here 13 years ago or so - they maybe had 8 motorized carts total. There's probably double the amount at each entrance now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Posted April 15, 2017 at 07:41 PM Share Posted April 15, 2017 at 07:41 PM http://www.whio.com/news/breaking-news/walmart-customer-concealed-handgun-discharges-round/E51ja9rLJKSuXouzfb1voM/ Walmart customer’s concealed handgun discharges a round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockman Posted April 15, 2017 at 08:33 PM Share Posted April 15, 2017 at 08:33 PM It's a shame you don't know whether it was Mexican carry, in a pocket or what. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C0untZer0 Posted April 15, 2017 at 10:46 PM Share Posted April 15, 2017 at 10:46 PM *Fire lanes in front of the store will be moved to the back lot in order to accommodate sidewalk parking.They will just have a motorized scooter next to every parking spot. The handicap carts are now just used by obese people and the lazy diddendoanything crowd. I might see someone in one with a cast every once in a blue moon. C'mon now... http://www.illinoiscarry.com/forum/uploads/monthly_02_2017/post-3474-0-51444700-1486333928.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fife Posted April 17, 2017 at 02:51 AM Share Posted April 17, 2017 at 02:51 AM http://www.newser.com/story/241373/prof-sues-walmart-for-license-that-called-him-toilet-cleaner.html A Montana State University professor is suing Walmart for libel after he says an employee at the Bozeman store listed his occupation on a fishing license as a "toilet cleaner." Gilbert Kalonde, assistant professor of technology education at MSU, filed the suit this past week in Gallatin County District Court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C0untZer0 Posted April 17, 2017 at 02:56 AM Share Posted April 17, 2017 at 02:56 AM Ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTX63 Posted April 17, 2017 at 10:23 AM Share Posted April 17, 2017 at 10:23 AM *Fire lanes in front of the store will be moved to the back lot in order to accommodate sidewalk parking.They will just have a motorized scooter next to every parking spot. The handicap carts are now just used by obese people and the lazy diddendoanything crowd. I might see someone in one with a cast every once in a blue moon. C'mon now... http://www.illinoiscarry.com/forum/uploads/monthly_02_2017/post-3474-0-51444700-1486333928.png "I've only got enough on my link for milk or soda, and I can't get the freezer door open unless I get out of my scooter. Smart choice wins every time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grayhawk Posted April 17, 2017 at 02:45 PM Share Posted April 17, 2017 at 02:45 PM This must be page 220 or 221. I dunno, I want to still be around for page 250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C0untZer0 Posted April 17, 2017 at 11:22 PM Share Posted April 17, 2017 at 11:22 PM Bloddy brawl at Walmart captured on video http://video.foxnews.com/v/5401072729001/?#sp=show-clips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Posted April 18, 2017 at 12:11 AM Share Posted April 18, 2017 at 12:11 AM Bloddy brawl at Walmart captured on video http://video.foxnews.com/v/5401072729001/?#sp=show-clipsThey're not known as Walmartians for nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonap Posted April 18, 2017 at 01:13 AM Share Posted April 18, 2017 at 01:13 AM 6600! I WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoRonin70 Posted April 18, 2017 at 01:43 AM Share Posted April 18, 2017 at 01:43 AM 6600! I WIN! I am going to jump on 6666, because I want the Super-Satan special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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