I have been known to write parody songs to the tunes of other songs...
In my mind's eye I have a satirical commercial for "Crush Washer City", your discount center for all things crush washer, spring , screw and clip.
Voice-over:
Yessiree folks, we have the loophole that you've been waiting for!
(video shows a pile of hardware)
Can't get that crush washer or spring for your favorite firearm?
(cut to 1 second of footage of someone shooting a machine gun)
Then you come on down to Crush Washer City where we've got all those little gun parts that you can't buy anymore,
cleverly disguised as common hardware by our sources in Indiana.
(video shows blisterpacked stuff)
(cut to 2 seconds of footage of two guys shooting machine guns)
Feeling patriotic? Our crush washers and many other parts are available in hard anodized red, white, and blue!
(video of colored hardware)
And for the lady shooter, plenty of parts and accessories in hot pink and lilac, not only our world famous crush washers!
(cut to 4 seconds of 4 hot babes shooting machine guns)
So don't wait, come on down now to the location nearest you!
We're in (stars start popping on a silhouette of Illinois) the West Loop, Rogers Park, Deerfield, Naperville, Elk Grove Village, Joliet, Rockford, Peoria and Marion!
Coming soon to Winnetka, Waukeegan, Elgin, Champaign, Bloomington, Decatur, Quincy, Effingham and Anna!
Come on down now to Crush Washer, Crush Washer, Crush Washer City!
(Cut to 4 seconds of everyone shooting machine guns)