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A shopper struck back at the man who tried to rob her in the parking lot of a Joliet Wal-Mart, driving after him and hitting him with her car before he got away, police said.

 

Joliet police Cmdr. Al Roechner said the woman had just finished putting groceries into her silver Pontiac about 10 p.m. at the store at 2424 W. Jefferson St. when Byron J. Adams, 31, of Joliet approached her and demanded her purse.

 

When she said she didn’t have one Adams took out a handgun, but the woman ignored him and started to drive away, Roechner said. The woman apparently got angry, though, and decided to chase after Adams with her car, Roechner said.

 

She succeeded in hitting him, but he was able to run away. He was unarmed when he was found nearby, and he did not require medical treatment, Roechner said. He was charged with armed robbery.

 

 

Suntimes link

 

 

Illinois, where only the criminals can carry firearms.

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The story doesn't say what kind of Pontiac it was.

Hopefully it didn't have one of those "high-horsepower assault engines". :yes1:

 

With the thing on the back that goes up! ..or a speedometer that goes above 55!!

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What about the children? The children!!!! If we are to prevent drive-by crimes, we need to get rid of the main vehicle in the crime: the car! Then, there would never be any more drive-by crimes EVER.
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I hope she didn't have any of those big tires on her car. There is no reason to have tires as big as some of them are. I mean , some of them are 10 inches wide.:frantics:
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What about the children? The children!!!! If we are to prevent drive-by crimes, we need to get rid of the main vehicle in the crime: the car! Then, there would never be any more drive-by crimes EVER.

 

We need to go after motor scooters too, in some Asian country they have drive by slashings done by people on scooters. Lets do it For The Children.

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How many people can fit in this car? Why does anyone need a high capacity car? Let's ban them FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN! Where's the Rev. Jesse Jackson when you need him? Somebody quick -- Call Father Snuffy!
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Oh! Lawdy help us! Stop her! She's got a 5.0 liter V-8 with dual over head cams!!!

 

Wuz them ASSAULT cams, or wuz them just regular cams? They will also want to limit how many valves them cams can hold you know.

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lets pray it's not a black pontiac, or we are all screwed LOL

 

I understand GM has stopped production of Pontiacs or will soon, so no Black Pontiac ban legislation is needed. Maybe a new "stimulus plan" will be introduced to take existing "Assault Pontiacs" off the road.

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There is absolutely no reason for anyone living north of I-80 to have a car that holds more than 10 gallons of gas!

 

Fortunately, I could care less what those SOUTH of I-80 HILLBILLYS think.

 

 

(Yep. THAT should stir the pot a bit.)

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Why does anyone need more power than a Toyota hybrid!?

THINK OF THE CHILDREN :frantics:

We must ban assault engines with more than 10 horse power!

 

uh, that would include most lawn tractors.

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Why does anyone need more power than a Toyota hybrid!?

THINK OF THE CHILDREN :frantics:

We must ban assault engines with more than 10 horse power!

 

uh, that would include most lawn tractors.

Lawn tractors kill more children per children than assault cars! :frantics:

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uh, that would include most lawn tractors.

What about the hybrid lawn tractors? :-)

 

Those might be classified as SATURDAY NIGHT AFTERNOON SPECIALS.

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Those might be classified as SATURDAY NIGHT AFTERNOON SPECIALS.

 

 

Is that anything like a Saturday afternoon delight?? I seem to remember something about them, a song or something!?

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